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I could write a verbose article about all of the antics and chaos that ensued in 2009, but that would just deter us all from watching the MASH-UP Video.

HAPPY HOMO NEW YEAR from HOMOPOP! Peace on Earth ya'll. Thank you to all of our loyal supporters for following us throughout the year. 2010 is already shaping up to be balls-out fabulous. Here's a sneak preview: Queer Idol (Dwayne and Al think they are on the show of American Idol with Adam Lambert), MORE of Matthew Montgomery and an exclusive interview with............... JANE LYNCH! And that's just in January.

Love ya. Mean it!

We've uncovered something pretty awesome. I say that because A) it's guys jerking off and B) it's exclusive content that no one else has. So C) check it out!

Pop One Productions brings a fresh, sexy set of masturbation scenes to the wild world of porno for both homos and heteros who just want a great way to get off. And when I say beef, I ain't exagerating.The first set of hotness is from the series BEEF Jerky featuring sexy, uncut fuckers from the Eastern Block. The dastardly Keeneye Reeves digs deep to find the best in gay porn land. Watch the scrumptous Camil Tucker jerk his cannon while standing on a ladder and the bareback bottom feeding twinkMartin Corvin shoot his load. Pop One is also rolling out a new crop of boys from the good ol' US of A featuring dudes of all stripes including cover man to the left Tim Collins and balls-out hardcore sex.

I’m not gonna lie to you, despite my connections to the great land in the sun (Australia) and this gayerific city of London, nothing appeals to me more, intellectually, than a bit of American politics. Ms. Maddow, the lesbianic goddess of political discourse is one of my favourite commentators. She’s just so smart and strong... god, I am almost attracted to her—if she had a cock she’d be in such trouble, such trouble. But I digress; Keeneye touched on this porn issue last week, but what really got me thinking was Ms. Lesbianic’s segment on some fabulous republican spokesman claiming the Straight Porn Makes You Gay. Not gay porn making you gay but the straight stuff – ‘KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR 11 YEAR OLDS LEST THEY BE TURNED FAG!!!’ they cried.

I really wish I was clever enough to come up with the phrase "Juicy, Wet, Carny Sex." Instead Marcus busted out that quip when Rexx asked him to sum up the hot, dirty, and sometimes rough 1983 Bijou Video/Le Salon classic Men of the Midway.

Keeping right in line with the other pre-condom classics we have had the pleasure of reviewing, Midway - starring corn-fed country boy Tim Kramer and rugged Paul Baressi (world famous director bares all) - is certainly one of the best we've seen! Midway is chock full of... well... everything from forced sex to incest to threeway sex to interracial sex to sex at the circus.

And something Marcus refers to as Xanadu sex.

But there's no sex with circus animals.
(That's illegal, folks!)

Click here to get it on DVD or watch it On-Demand.

Normally I never go after people's political or religious beliefs (it gets too messy, no one ever wins the argument, and if you're about to have sex with someone any talk of things bi-partisanshippy or of Biblical plagues have a tendency to make me "wilt," if you get my meaning) but this post from today's Washington Times is just too good to pass up and not semi-snarkily comment on.

Under their "Analysis and Opinion" column someone named Rebecca Hagelin (who will be referred to as Hag from here on out) babbled on in a piece called "The Plague of Porn" how "It's critical to understand that consuming porn is never just "harmless entertainment" and "Like a toxic plague, pornography usage is sweeping our nation and destroying our humanity." Really? A toxic plague? Destroying our humanity? What about gambling, ciggies and booze - all legal and backed by powerful lobbyists who reside in the fair city from which your daily takes its namesake.

My favorite misnomer? Oh gurl, it's just gotta be this honey-of-an-O:

BIG GUNS... WHOA... what a classic! Mike and Marcus are so very lucky to tell you all about this legendary pre-condom porno! William Higgins (one of our favorite directors) holds nothing back when he fudge-packed this gem with not one, but 2(!) military sex scenes, a paper boy who gets paid with about 11 inches up his sweet ass, cute straight boys wrestling in Fundies, and of course BIG dicks! Oh and did I mention the multiple 3-way action? Fuck, I'm just too excited to continue that my head might explode.

WOW do we have a fantastic review for you this week in the world of gay porno land. Keeneye Reeves must really like Rexx and Mike (and you for that matter) to give them one from the popular series Collin O'Neal's World of Men, but this time they are sucking and fucking in the Argentian sun! And let me tell you, our reviewers couldn't stop drooling and one had to stop being studious and watching the film for its artistic merit and jerk off - that's how hot it was! (You have to watch the review to see if it was Rexx or Mike.) Anyway, what is refreshing is that these Latin lovers - including Daniel Marvin - fornicate in various places other than the bedroom. We are talking about deep passion (not a deep compassion), raw sex, and HARD bodies. What else could you ask for? I mean seriously folks.

Sometimes plot is over-rated and world-class porn director William Higgins' pre-condom classic The Young & The Hung is one such film that doesn't give a flying fuck about story and HOMOPOP loves him for it! There's a ton of innocent boys in tight pants or short shorts just straight-up sexing each other through glory holes, with watermelons and going on a creepy camping trip (and we know how much homos like to camp.) And in honor of the young who are hung, Mike and Dwayne take us through every raw and gritty sex act in this pre-condom classic.

Okay, you sticky and sweet porn-o-philes,
we have a few questions for you today:

Who's in the mood for plot-heavy porn?
Who's in the mood for a little bit o' rape?
Who's in the mood for watching a blind antagonist scream his lungs out like a pig going to slaughter, wreaking his revenge, and then falling to his death?

If your hand's up you've hit the big-bone(r) jackpot!

Long out of print but now back on the home market, we invite you to delve into Jaguar Films' A Deep Compassion, released by Bijou Video. Sadly the print's not in great shape (in fact it looks pretty awful), but with one of gay porn's most brutal rapes ever, you'll soon get why this 1972 pre-condom era plot-heavy hardcore flick is so notorious. (I do have one small suggestion: Make sure to have the remote handy when the blond boy starts getting smacked around before getting his ass brutally pounded, or you might find the cops pounding at your front door.) See for yourself what all the hubbub is about.

One guess as to who is extremely prevalent in this one... I mean aside from our juicy HOMOPOP.com boyz Mike and Marcus. Unless you're mentally retarded, dyslexic, or simply jumped right to this text instead of reading the headline, if you guessed Michael Lucas then you win a prize. (No, we're not giving anything away - yet, anyway!) Yup, this week the boys take on everyone's favorite New York pornographer and shit-stirrer and review the latest installation of his wildly-successful amateur porn Audition series.

Michael returned to his homeland and found some incredibly well-hung Russkies to take part in his on-screen shenanigans. Love him or hate him - for the record I totally adore him... even though he has yet to secure me quality seats to any of the Marc Jacobs fashion shows he attends each season - you gotta admit the man knows how film filth. Watch the review, and then snag it on DVD or watch it On-Demand to make sure the Cold War never happens ever again.