Lady Gaga

If you were one of the fortunate souls to be out enjoying the gorgeous summer sun this weekend with a few choice friends, you might have missed that our favorite Diva release a brand new song "You and I". I caught it because, well... I have no life and was working all weekend. But once again I digress. And as much as many of you may hate Twitter or don't "get it" this is where all of the "important" bits of news happen. (Shameless plug; follow us here: @Homopop.) Two of my favorite feeds are @gagadaily and of course @LadyGaga, which are the actually words from the pop star's mouth herself! (I also love love LOVE @djchichilarue for all of her smut talk and the fag with his finger on the pulse @Perez Hilton. Anyway, this youtube link popped up and I was tickled pink! It's basically some queen in the audience of Elton John's White Tie and Tiara Ball who filmed it on their phone, but the best part is that Gaga herself posted it later through her own twitter feed! (By the way, I caught wind of this vid and re-tweeted before Perez. A small coup for us!) I love the fact that she embraces the fact that if it wasn't so accessful to her fans, she wouldn't have reached her icon status at her ripe old age of 24. What else can I say... just enjoy the soulful new song, my friends.

I know it's been awhile since you've heard anything from HOMOPOP, but honestly there really wasn't any news or gossip that wowed us enough to write. It's like the old addiage, "If you don't have anything nice to say..." And even though every other queen in the world has voiced their opinion about the epic "Telephone" video featuring the shy kid from New York a.k.a. Lady Gaga and superstar Beyoncé; HOMOPOP has something a little bit different for you.

Truth be told; I moonlight sometimes a cameraman for our brethren over at POPPORN.com, and on the occasional [straight] porno shoot. While you might think it's awesome—which it totally is—it's a lot of hard work. And if you are going to judge that I shoot straight porno, well expand your minds folks. In my opinion fucking is fucking. Anyway, when I found out that 2 divalicious porn stars that I know—jessica drake and Alektra Blue— were in the "Telephone" video; I got overwhelmed with joy. I am now 1 degree from the new Queen of Pop! Why should you—a homo—care? Just look at them people. EVERY drag queen should aspire to be like them! So hot, nice, classy and sometimes trashy all at the same time! Keeneye, the sassiest fag I know, LOVES them, but I digress. I recently got a chance to ask jessica about her experience on set (she's the the first prisoner you see)... and here's what she had to say.

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Regular HOMOPOP.com readers all know how much I live for the legendary children - especially the grand dames who serve it up raw, fierce, and oh-so-lovely in Paris is Burning. Well, we came across this one the other day and color us (well, me actually) totally obsessed. Hit play, stand back and watch in gaga-riffic awe as Miss Honey here tears open several new assholes on a group of bashing children (as in from the uterus, real snotty, manner-less, parent-neglected, they deserve-to-be-beaten kids) in an L.A. subway car.

Who knew that outside of the Keanu-pleasing Speed L.A. even had a subway system? If this is what goes on down there on a daily basis I'm thinking of buying a season ticket.

Make sure to watch all the way through to the video's truly glorious finale: Miss Honey lets these little brats totally have it, culminating in a reading and macing of epic proportions. (Hey - she warned them tomorrow was her birthday. Hello.)

I had a wild time watching the MTV Video Awards last night – I think everyone did! Just to let you know, I’m a little suspect of this award show because MTV only shows videos on their minor channels, but I digress. If you didn’t see the show, I am sure you've all heard about Kayne West's Hennessy-enduce rush to the stage during during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. The self-proclaimed “greatest musician in the world” was angry that Ms. Swift beat Beyoncé's "Single Girl" video for Best Female Video. (Then check out "You Belong to Me" and be the judge.) But did you see Pink's tweet during the chaos? She wrote: "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." We did. Thank you Pink for giving us the okay to do so.

There were some classy moments—very classy moments. The most heart-felt one that put me to tears was the Michael Jackson tribute. It started with one icon, Madonna (showing up unannounced), giving a beautiful introduction about the King of Pop (read the whole thing here or watch it.) Following Madge came a video tribute with synchronized dancers performing to each of his videos. This was truly amazing to watch...and you can relive it again before youtube pulls it. Then it was Janet's turn. I hate to admit it, but she fell of the radar. After her Superbowl wardrobe mal-function; we haven’t really kept up with this superb performer. But she is one of the original divas, and last night was no exception. She hit every choreographed step with precision, getting us all hot and bother about Janet again. Sorry that she decided to lip sync, but hey... it was still great to see her perform again.

And then there was the fashion. What the hell is Lady GaGa wearing? Well, I dig it because she certainly shocked everyone and is the "other" star everyone is talking about after Kayne, Taylor. The evening ended on a high note when Beyoncé invited Ms. Swift to come back on stage to give her acceptance speech without a rude interruption. Certainly the classiest moment of them all.

Well that's my report from my couch. If you want to see who won, click here.

I am sure you have all read about Lady Gaga having both a pickle and a vaja-ja on towleroad and if you haven't, then you need to seriously check your gay number on the Kinsey scale. If you didn't know then click here and raise your homosexual status back to the level it should be. I don't know about you, but lazy Sundays are days for relaxing, nursing your hangover and watching youtube videos. So for nothing else, I just get a kick out of Little Britain and constantly watch their various episodes. The snappy dialog, ridiculous humor and quirky characters are a hoot. So for nothing else; enjoy one of my favorite episodes "The Only Gay in the Village". (I will confess though, I grew up in Allentown and this is how I felt growing up. But I never wore unitards or mesh outfits. Maybe I should have.)