Lady Gaga

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Regular HOMOPOP.com readers all know how much I live for the legendary children - especially the grand dames who serve it up raw, fierce, and oh-so-lovely in Paris is Burning. Well, we came across this one the other day and color us (well, me actually) totally obsessed. Hit play, stand back and watch in gaga-riffic awe as Miss Honey here tears open several new assholes on a group of bashing children (as in from the uterus, real snotty, manner-less, parent-neglected, they deserve-to-be-beaten kids) in an L.A. subway car.

Who knew that outside of the Keanu-pleasing Speed L.A. even had a subway system? If this is what goes on down there on a daily basis I'm thinking of buying a season ticket.

Make sure to watch all the way through to the video's truly glorious finale: Miss Honey lets these little brats totally have it, culminating in a reading and macing of epic proportions. (Hey - she warned them tomorrow was her birthday. Hello.)

I had a wild time watching the MTV Video Awards last night – I think everyone did! Just to let you know, I’m a little suspect of this award show because MTV only shows videos on their minor channels, but I digress. If you didn’t see the show, I am sure you've all heard about Kayne West's Hennessy-enduce rush to the stage during during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. The self-proclaimed “greatest musician in the world” was angry that Ms. Swift beat Beyoncé's "Single Girl" video for Best Female Video. (Then check out "You Belong to Me" and be the judge.) But did you see Pink's tweet during the chaos? She wrote: "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." We did. Thank you Pink for giving us the okay to do so.

There were some classy moments—very classy moments. The most heart-felt one that put me to tears was the Michael Jackson tribute. It started with one icon, Madonna (showing up unannounced), giving a beautiful introduction about the King of Pop (read the whole thing here or watch it.) Following Madge came a video tribute with synchronized dancers performing to each of his videos. This was truly amazing to watch...and you can relive it again before youtube pulls it. Then it was Janet's turn. I hate to admit it, but she fell of the radar. After her Superbowl wardrobe mal-function; we haven’t really kept up with this superb performer. But she is one of the original divas, and last night was no exception. She hit every choreographed step with precision, getting us all hot and bother about Janet again. Sorry that she decided to lip sync, but hey... it was still great to see her perform again.

And then there was the fashion. What the hell is Lady GaGa wearing? Well, I dig it because she certainly shocked everyone and is the "other" star everyone is talking about after Kayne, Taylor. The evening ended on a high note when Beyoncé invited Ms. Swift to come back on stage to give her acceptance speech without a rude interruption. Certainly the classiest moment of them all.

Well that's my report from my couch. If you want to see who won, click here.

I am sure you have all read about Lady Gaga having both a pickle and a vaja-ja on towleroad and if you haven't, then you need to seriously check your gay number on the Kinsey scale. If you didn't know then click here and raise your homosexual status back to the level it should be. I don't know about you, but lazy Sundays are days for relaxing, nursing your hangover and watching youtube videos. So for nothing else, I just get a kick out of Little Britain and constantly watch their various episodes. The snappy dialog, ridiculous humor and quirky characters are a hoot. So for nothing else; enjoy one of my favorite episodes "The Only Gay in the Village". (I will confess though, I grew up in Allentown and this is how I felt growing up. But I never wore unitards or mesh outfits. Maybe I should have.)