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When The Village Voice asked Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to pose shirtless for the cover I'm sure the threesome squirted self-tanner all over the place in excitement! What the group of Italian Stallions didn't know was that the cover was for the VV's "Queer Issue." While the article is in no way calling MTV's very own Alvin and The Chipmunks gay, just highlighting their "sex appeal", it does call an eye to the DL muscle scene that is apparently thriving on Jersey's beaches. Ahh...duh!

I'm sure the boys boxer-briefs will be in a bunch when someone finally reads them the cover, especially Ortiz-Magro - the group's resident homophobe. Luckily for dumb, dumber, and dumbest all the screwing around they do with the tanning-bed addicted ladies of the show (which has to do a number on natural female moisture) I'm sure they come packing lube at all times. Which will come in handy if they run into a large group of DL Italian men hungry for a young sausage sandwich at the shore this summer!

It's no lie that one of our favorite celebs is Lady Gaga. Say what you will about her crazy antics and outlandish costumes, the little Italian girl from NY has talent. She recently met the Queen of jolly ol' England (where our illustrious Cam Buckingham resides), has been nominated for a few Grammys® and MTV named her Woman of the Year. Hell, I am bestowing her Queen of Homopop for 2009 right now!

Ss you know, our new Queen (Madge will forever be the Queen of the Universe for us) is currently hitting the road on her Monster Ball Tour... As a side note, if you can get me a couple of tickets, I will hook you up with something from Homopop. But I digress. If you are lucky to to see her wild show; you might possible get to see the fantabulous emerging band Semi Precious Weapons. We got a sneak peak of with a free download and let me tell you, this gender-bending quartet kicks ass. It's like listening to the Scissor Sisters fused glam rock of Ziggy Stardust and toss in a little edge-rock like The Kills. All of this pretty much equal awesome in our book. Front man Justin Tranter is ruggedly glam, which doesn't seem possible to be rugged AND glam at the same time, but trust me he is. So why should you care about Semi Precious Weapons?

A.) They are fabulous homos.
B.) They are the first band under the Haus of Gaga label where Madame Gaga and Vince Herbert (who produced some amazing R&B artists including Lady Gaga, New Kids on the Block, Toni Braxton, Debra Cox and Babyface) are Executive Producers.
C.) Opening act on Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball tour worldwide through 2010
D.) Um, hello... we said so.

Lastly, because you have all being such wonderful followers, here's a little gift for you... FREE DOWNLOAD from SWP!!