Naked celebrities

Now we give permission for all the bitching, complaining, laughing, applauding, etc. to commence. Sacha Baron Cohen's much-talked about and much-maligned in some quarters flick Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt finally unspools this weekend and folks can finally make up their own damned mind. (Here's the full theatrical trailer in case you've somehow missed seeing it.)

More drama: Some in the Austrian press claim it's based on a real person.

Last night on the Late Show with David Letterman, SBC showed up in his

He's a semi-smug dick who drivels on about bullshit way too often.
He's partnered with a courgarish villain from a Charlie's Angels sequel.
He was in a retarded face-off as to who'd reach a mill followers on Twitter.

He's also still fuckable and has a Hungry Man dinner pair 'o meat cheeks!

Yup, idiot savant former model Ashton Kutcher still knows how to make many a gayboy happy and keep the gravy train afloat - by doing kill-me-now bad movies where he takes off his shirt and/or flashes the audience his glutes.

Unless you've been living under a pop culture rock, you're well aware that Sacha Baron Cohen is about to unleash his latest foray into the world of making self-righteous everyday folk look like complete doorknobs with the release of the deliriously named Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.

For the record: Any type of mesh makes this faggot beyond uncomfortable.
It's just plain hideous.

Queens love the drama, so of course plenty of them have started coming out of the woodwork to express their "concern" that the flick might puts queens in a bad light. (And we know how important lighting is to us. Hello.) Most of course have not seen the film, so take their blabbing with a grain of well-worn salt.

In case you haven't seen it, here's the riotous theatrical trailer, and here's a piece that Third Rail Media - who "want to dig deep into the underbelly of our culture, to take our cameras and microphones into the nooks, crannies and crevices of humanity where there are fascinating stories waiting to be told" - filmed of out (minor) celebs at a recent L.A. event jabbering their jaws. You should definitely post your comments below, too!

Ok, this is just too important and too good a story...
...so I'm gonna take a break from being a snotty bitch for five minutes.

First he is dealt a nasty blow that's typical for Hollywood but not typical for the man - the ever popular sex scandal that seems to rear its head when someone becomes famous. Then he shows how fucking cool he really is by addressing the mess head on, and without bullshit.

Proving he's a bigger person than most people walking the planet these days - or at the very least, most openly gay celebrities who prove that they're human by admitting to mistakes yet still remaining steadfast in their beliefs - Dustin Lance Black held his head high and showed up in person in Hollywood this past Saturday to be honored by Lifeworks Mentoring, a group which offers mentoring opportunities for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender youth.

His speech was passionate, long, and dead-on amazing. We'll say it again... we love you Dusty!

Click here for Greg in Hollywood's full coverage and Dustin's speech.

UPDATED SATURDAY 7/13/2009:
Cock exposure makes one speak out. And thankfully, Dustin has done the right thing, by addressing the dramz "head on" so to speak... which makes us love him even more. In a statement given to Mark Malkin of E! Online, the Oscar-winner and unwitting pornstar said:

"It is unfortunate that individuals and other outside parties are trying to profit from material which is clearly private. I have had the privilege to speak to people across the country, both gay and straight, on a number of critical issues including safe sex. More important than the embarrassment of this incident is the misleading message these images send. I apologize and cannot emphasize enough the importance of responsible sexual practices."

WE LOVE YOU, Dustin!

Click here to read the original post and to see the pickle pics...

I saw Little Ashes in Berlin and while I won't rave about the film, that would be bullshit, it's essential viewing for gay cinema lovers. Robert Pattinson, star of Twilight plays gay and poses nude in front of a mirror, check out Perez Hilton for that image capture. I'll also confess that I don't have the hots for him, I think he's a pasty-faced twink, but I know lots of guys love him and the film he helmed. The film tells the story of an alleged love affair between mad artist Salvador Dali and gay poet Frederico Garcia Lorca. Pattinson stars as the bisexual Dali and a young stud by the name of Javier Beltran stars as Lorca. Their lovemaking scene is quite hot -- it's going to get a lot of very surprised teen girls (and gay guys obviously) hot under the collar. The limited theatrical run starts May 8 at the Laemmle Sunset 5 in West Hollywood.