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Straight Porn Makes You Gay

I’m not gonna lie to you, despite my connections to the great land in the sun (Australia) and this gayerific city of London, nothing appeals to me more, intellectually, than a bit of American politics. Ms. Maddow, the lesbianic goddess of political discourse is one of my favourite commentators. She’s just so smart and strong... god, I am almost attracted to her—if she had a cock she’d be in such trouble, such trouble. But I digress; Keeneye touched on this porn issue last week, but what really got me thinking was Ms. Lesbianic’s segment on some fabulous republican spokesman claiming the Straight Porn Makes You Gay. Not gay porn making you gay but the straight stuff – ‘KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR 11 YEAR OLDS LEST THEY BE TURNED FAG!!!’ they cried.

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