Brendon Ayanbadejo

Praise the pigskin! A hot, studly, and forward-thinking NFL superstar has scored a touchdown and quickly made himself a true role model. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo attended an Equality Maryland event recently to celebrate the relocation of its headquarters from Silver Spring to Baltimore. According to an article that appeared in today's Washington Blade, Ayanbadejo said "If Britney Spears can party it up in Vegas with one of her boys and go get married on a whim and annul her marriage the next day, why can't a loving same-sex couple tie the knot?"

Now, I've had a thing for the guy for a while. (His choice of bad Ed Hardy shirts notwithstanding.) He's a doting dad with killer pecs and a nipple ring, can hoist large objects above his head while opening his mouth, can thrust his crotch forward while pulling an MJ, has killer guns I just wanna curl up in, has a body to die for, and a brother named Femi who I'd totally wanna threeway with.

The brothers had a webisode site that seems defunct now, but you can still see their YouTube videos. Check out their MySpace page for more pics, and click here for the full Blade article.