Madonna

Happy Monday, kids! Well, we're just gonna have to file this one under our WTF line of entries. We were sent this link by a fabulous friend some time ago, but having only just recovered from the trauma of seeing it, we figured what better way to start off a workweek than to post something gay but not gay. But definitely gay. Well, maybe not. Oh, who are we kidding - this is major faggotry.

I've no clue who this outta control queen is, but his website appears to be his name - Lars Holdhus. Or maybe it's Lars Hold Us. As is "hold us down cuz we just busted a gut laffing at this mess." Here you'll see a lithe young man dancing and prancing (and lip-stinking) around to one of Madonna's earliest hits as a nude and nubile lass rubs her canal while perched atop a bed - and young laddy never pays her even one iota of attention. Maybe it was done as a precursor to the release of Madge's greatest-hits collection that just streeted... or maybe this boy simply has too much time on his hands. So, it's not really gay, but it definitely made us guffaw - and scared us, too. Click here to watch what I lovingly refer to as "So You Think You Can Prance." Prance, I say!

I had a wild time watching the MTV Video Awards last night – I think everyone did! Just to let you know, I’m a little suspect of this award show because MTV only shows videos on their minor channels, but I digress. If you didn’t see the show, I am sure you've all heard about Kayne West's Hennessy-enduce rush to the stage during during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech. The self-proclaimed “greatest musician in the world” was angry that Ms. Swift beat Beyoncé's "Single Girl" video for Best Female Video. (Then check out "You Belong to Me" and be the judge.) But did you see Pink's tweet during the chaos? She wrote: "Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." We did. Thank you Pink for giving us the okay to do so.

There were some classy moments—very classy moments. The most heart-felt one that put me to tears was the Michael Jackson tribute. It started with one icon, Madonna (showing up unannounced), giving a beautiful introduction about the King of Pop (read the whole thing here or watch it.) Following Madge came a video tribute with synchronized dancers performing to each of his videos. This was truly amazing to watch...and you can relive it again before youtube pulls it. Then it was Janet's turn. I hate to admit it, but she fell of the radar. After her Superbowl wardrobe mal-function; we haven’t really kept up with this superb performer. But she is one of the original divas, and last night was no exception. She hit every choreographed step with precision, getting us all hot and bother about Janet again. Sorry that she decided to lip sync, but hey... it was still great to see her perform again.

And then there was the fashion. What the hell is Lady GaGa wearing? Well, I dig it because she certainly shocked everyone and is the "other" star everyone is talking about after Kayne, Taylor. The evening ended on a high note when Beyoncé invited Ms. Swift to come back on stage to give her acceptance speech without a rude interruption. Certainly the classiest moment of them all.

Well that's my report from my couch. If you want to see who won, click here.

In a move of jaw-dropping hatefulness that defies description, a masked gunman opened fire on the Tel Aviv Gay and Lesbian Association club this past Saturday, killing two and wounding tons of others. What makes this even more revolting is the fact that the Association is a haven for gay and lesbian youth - a place where they should feel protected. According to Reuters, one protester at the scene held up a placard blaming a powerful religious Jewish political party whose members have regularly inveighed against gays.

The pic here is from the live performance of "Forbidden Love" during Madonna's 2006 Confessions Tour, and is well worth the watch. Even if you hate her, the performance is very moving. Plus, it features her hottie dancers Mihran and Jason Young in a cute embrace.

Michael Lucas has just released the first-ever gay porn shot on location in Israel - called, duh, Men of Israel - and it was even mentioned/noted/made fun of (before this tragedy, of course) on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show. Panelists referred to it as "the biggest thing to happen to gay Jews since Streisand." See the clip here, and after viewing it, take the time to hug a gay teen today and let 'em know they're important. Dammit... did I just reveal I sorta have a heart? [Shit!]

Devastating. That's the only word that pops to mind.

Who really cares about such trivial matters like Judge Sonia Sotomayor's ongoing drama with conservative douche bags, or global warming, or the contents of MJ's will, or Madonna's re-launched Sticky & Sweet Tour. (Ok, that one I do care about, hello.)

Our favorite faggy-n-flightless marine bird couple Harry and Pepper are kaput!

According to the San Francisco Examiner, something was not quite right with the boys for some time. Moreover, it looks like one of the foul fowl threw his partner over for a "het chick" - and one named Linda of all things! "One day, Harry and Linda approached Pepper's pen and confronted Pepper. Harry began attacking Pepper violently and the three ultimately had to be separated." (It actually sounds like a juicy porn scenario.)

We won't pass judgment... but these queens might.