break-ups

Devastating. That's the only word that pops to mind.

Who really cares about such trivial matters like Judge Sonia Sotomayor's ongoing drama with conservative douche bags, or global warming, or the contents of MJ's will, or Madonna's re-launched Sticky & Sweet Tour. (Ok, that one I do care about, hello.)

Our favorite faggy-n-flightless marine bird couple Harry and Pepper are kaput!

According to the San Francisco Examiner, something was not quite right with the boys for some time. Moreover, it looks like one of the foul fowl threw his partner over for a "het chick" - and one named Linda of all things! "One day, Harry and Linda approached Pepper's pen and confronted Pepper. Harry began attacking Pepper violently and the three ultimately had to be separated." (It actually sounds like a juicy porn scenario.)

We won't pass judgment... but these queens might.