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Who doesn't love a good slasher film... or vigilante flick… or better yet zombies chowing down on some flesh? Well, Skull & Bones entwines all three genres into one in a wild ride through a small college town in New England. Al and Nick break it down in the simplest – yet crude – way possible for all of our enjoyment! Beefy jocks and sarcastic frat boy cocks with tight asses (even tighter than the Endurance Jack Ass) being penetrated by things that you might never have thought of before... or maybe you have and you’re ashamed to admit it. Don’t worry; we don’t judge here.

Anyway, Nathan and Justin are just plain tired of being picked on by these frat cats so they decide to take matters into their own hands - and dicks - and seek revenge on the sleepy college town. They kidnap a bunch of dudes one by one and show them who's boss by raping, pillaging and eventually murdering each and every one. Talk about a fun weekend! So our homo-advice to you is just remember, when a white van pulls up and some cute dude offers you a sip of vodka, you might want to take a swig outside of the van instead of climbing aboard right away. Or just be like Nick and bring your own brown bag where every you go!