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DING. DONG. Carlo is knocking at your back door!

We all dream of a dick this big, but for the average man, Carlo Masi's giant cock maybe cause for concern. If you are like me though, it just reminds you of home, and that being said, the last time I saw a creature hung like this, I was strapping a saddle to his back. And no, I am not talking about your dad; I am talking about the stud horses that used to dance through green pastures on the farm. I should use this opportunity to say that you should get your dirty mind out of the gutter, bestiality is illegal (in most states) and rectal trauma is not a pleasant way to go, just ask this guy. (Remember the film Zoo?)

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