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More fun news! New Hampshire lawmakers unexpectedly killed House Bill 436 on Wednesday that would have made the state the sixth to legalize gay marriage. According to a just-posted story by Reuters, "the legislature had been asked to approve language that would give legal protections, including the right to decline to marry same-sex couples, to clergy and others affiliated with religious organizations. That wording was added by Governor John Lynch, a Democrat who promised to sign the bill if those changes were made." Making this scenario even more charming is this vomit-inducing and borderline pornographic - in the true sense of the word - commercial that utilizes little kids to sell hate. Whichever stage mothers were responsible for allowing their kids to be a part of this dreck should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for making terroristic threats.

If you're hankering for the days of Bush Jr. or even Reagan, look no further than this "Does he really still think this shit is real?" clip of out of touch hatemonger Pat Robertson spewing his ongoing correlation of gay marriage with polygamy, bestiality, child molestation, and pedophilia.

Why the obsession Pat? You got something you wanna confess?

We could go off on a tirade, but it's been done so many times before we're not gonna even bother. We assume that if you're on this blog you think that this Jurassic douchebag needs to be taken to the glue factory already... but hey - it's Friday and we love working ourselves in a tizzy before cocktailing.

You know, for fun.

Make yourself feel better by showing this cockwad how you really feel:
Send him a copy of your all-time favorite fisting film for Mother's Day.

And yes, we used the asshole link again today. It just fits oh-so-well.