Marcus

I could write a verbose article about all of the antics and chaos that ensued in 2009, but that would just deter us all from watching the MASH-UP Video.

HAPPY HOMO NEW YEAR from HOMOPOP! Peace on Earth ya'll. Thank you to all of our loyal supporters for following us throughout the year. 2010 is already shaping up to be balls-out fabulous. Here's a sneak preview: Queer Idol (Dwayne and Al think they are on the show of American Idol with Adam Lambert), MORE of Matthew Montgomery and an exclusive interview with............... JANE LYNCH! And that's just in January.

Love ya. Mean it!

I really wish I was clever enough to come up with the phrase "Juicy, Wet, Carny Sex." Instead Marcus busted out that quip when Rexx asked him to sum up the hot, dirty, and sometimes rough 1983 Bijou Video/Le Salon classic Men of the Midway.

Keeping right in line with the other pre-condom classics we have had the pleasure of reviewing, Midway - starring corn-fed country boy Tim Kramer and rugged Paul Baressi (world famous director bares all) - is certainly one of the best we've seen! Midway is chock full of... well... everything from forced sex to incest to threeway sex to interracial sex to sex at the circus.

And something Marcus refers to as Xanadu sex.

But there's no sex with circus animals.
(That's illegal, folks!)

Click here to get it on DVD or watch it On-Demand.

ACHTUNG!

Fuck yeah Sex Skins! The classy fuck-kings at Cazzo Films has done it again with another raw fuck-fest with skinheads. You know who they are... anarchists with shaved heads, wearing button-collared Fred Perry shirts packing gi-normous cocks pounding each others' lily white asses. Can we say HOT! Even though Mike and Marcus aren't typically into rough sex (are they a little girly? Hmmm, we wonder....), but they certainly tell us how they appreciate the German dick... and the gang-bang force fuck at the end. Sex Skins like every Cazzo film is purely unadulterated, balls out and hardcore. We are not sure how they find these guys all the time in Berlin, or get them to pummel asses in front of a camera, but shit keep it coming! But in the mean time you really don't want to miss this one. OY!

BIG GUNS... WHOA... what a classic! Mike and Marcus are so very lucky to tell you all about this legendary pre-condom porno! William Higgins (one of our favorite directors) holds nothing back when he fudge-packed this gem with not one, but 2(!) military sex scenes, a paper boy who gets paid with about 11 inches up his sweet ass, cute straight boys wrestling in Fundies, and of course BIG dicks! Oh and did I mention the multiple 3-way action? Fuck, I'm just too excited to continue that my head might explode.

Okay, you sticky and sweet porn-o-philes,
we have a few questions for you today:

Who's in the mood for plot-heavy porn?
Who's in the mood for a little bit o' rape?
Who's in the mood for watching a blind antagonist scream his lungs out like a pig going to slaughter, wreaking his revenge, and then falling to his death?

If your hand's up you've hit the big-bone(r) jackpot!

Long out of print but now back on the home market, we invite you to delve into Jaguar Films' A Deep Compassion, released by Bijou Video. Sadly the print's not in great shape (in fact it looks pretty awful), but with one of gay porn's most brutal rapes ever, you'll soon get why this 1972 pre-condom era plot-heavy hardcore flick is so notorious. (I do have one small suggestion: Make sure to have the remote handy when the blond boy starts getting smacked around before getting his ass brutally pounded, or you might find the cops pounding at your front door.) See for yourself what all the hubbub is about.

One guess as to who is extremely prevalent in this one... I mean aside from our juicy HOMOPOP.com boyz Mike and Marcus. Unless you're mentally retarded, dyslexic, or simply jumped right to this text instead of reading the headline, if you guessed Michael Lucas then you win a prize. (No, we're not giving anything away - yet, anyway!) Yup, this week the boys take on everyone's favorite New York pornographer and shit-stirrer and review the latest installation of his wildly-successful amateur porn Audition series.

Michael returned to his homeland and found some incredibly well-hung Russkies to take part in his on-screen shenanigans. Love him or hate him - for the record I totally adore him... even though he has yet to secure me quality seats to any of the Marc Jacobs fashion shows he attends each season - you gotta admit the man knows how film filth. Watch the review, and then snag it on DVD or watch it On-Demand to make sure the Cold War never happens ever again.

Bon jour, porn fans. For this week's serving of our sticky 'n sweet lollipoppers, they decided to go a non-vanilla route and are reviewing Raging Stallion's Ink Storm. And this outing you get a heaping helping of three candied pieces!

Last week, Mike and Dwayne took on Latino Fan Club's Criminal Behavior in Cell Block 6 and served you all sorts of thuggish 'n hot banjee boyz. This time they're joined by the lovely Marcus, and they need him to take on this ferocious ride. Directed by woof-daddy Jack Deckard, it stars insanely inked and insanely hot cover model Logan McCree - built like a brick shit house, a ferocious fucker, and crowned the GayVN Performer of the Year. (He was also in one of my favorite scenes of the year: He and Ricky Sinz raping the living shit outta Scott Tanner in To the Last Man - swoon!)

There's plenty of major ink and major kink on display, and as you'll hear in the review, a wicked hot scene in which Logan plows the living rosebud out of hairy hunk Steve Cruz that's replay worthy. When you've viewed the review you can grab this bad boy on 2-disc DVD or watch it On-Demand.

While saddled with a much tamer moniker than the similarly-titled Still Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks, the comparisons end there as Falcon Studios' fucked up and fucking hot Asylum is certain to set all of your medical (or incarceration) fantasies at DEFCON-1.

Beefy-bodied Erik Rhodes stars as some type of undercover news reporter investigating allegations of the inmates running the titular asylum... or some shit like that. I could care less - all I know is that Erik gets his bubble butt shazam-plowed by a janitor (Leo Giamani can swab my toilet any day of the week), there's some sort of is-this-covered-by-my-HMO anal medical experimentation goings on that may not be legal, and Erik looks fucking delicious in a graffiti-splattered room while bound in a straight-jacket.

Our resident slab-o-yum reviewer Mike and his new-found friend Marcus take to the HOMOPOP.com airwaves and give you their hard-candied opinions. Click here to join the insanity and get your copy today.