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Regular HOMOPOP.com readers all know how much I live for the legendary children - especially the grand dames who serve it up raw, fierce, and oh-so-lovely in Paris is Burning. Well, we came across this one the other day and color us (well, me actually) totally obsessed. Hit play, stand back and watch in gaga-riffic awe as Miss Honey here tears open several new assholes on a group of bashing children (as in from the uterus, real snotty, manner-less, parent-neglected, they deserve-to-be-beaten kids) in an L.A. subway car.

Who knew that outside of the Keanu-pleasing Speed L.A. even had a subway system? If this is what goes on down there on a daily basis I'm thinking of buying a season ticket.

Make sure to watch all the way through to the video's truly glorious finale: Miss Honey lets these little brats totally have it, culminating in a reading and macing of epic proportions. (Hey - she warned them tomorrow was her birthday. Hello.)

Happy Monday, kids! Well, we're just gonna have to file this one under our WTF line of entries. We were sent this link by a fabulous friend some time ago, but having only just recovered from the trauma of seeing it, we figured what better way to start off a workweek than to post something gay but not gay. But definitely gay. Well, maybe not. Oh, who are we kidding - this is major faggotry.

I've no clue who this outta control queen is, but his website appears to be his name - Lars Holdhus. Or maybe it's Lars Hold Us. As is "hold us down cuz we just busted a gut laffing at this mess." Here you'll see a lithe young man dancing and prancing (and lip-stinking) around to one of Madonna's earliest hits as a nude and nubile lass rubs her canal while perched atop a bed - and young laddy never pays her even one iota of attention. Maybe it was done as a precursor to the release of Madge's greatest-hits collection that just streeted... or maybe this boy simply has too much time on his hands. So, it's not really gay, but it definitely made us guffaw - and scared us, too. Click here to watch what I lovingly refer to as "So You Think You Can Prance." Prance, I say!

Who knew Jude Law could make such a fierce drag queen? Granted, we've seen the uncut actor "hanging out" (so to speak) previously, but this time (s)he looks as though (s)he's done this sort of dress-up thing before - horrific Amy Winehouse-ish wig notwithstanding.

Before you get your manties in a bunch, it's not like he's doing some full-scale musical revue somewhere or has come out screaming "It's Raining Men." No, the (by all accounts) heterosexual actor gets swirled up for his appearance in director Sally Potter's new film Rage.

The plot centers around a young blogger at a New York fashion house shooting behind-the-scenes interviews and footage for some project he's working on. By all accounts it's a bit of a snore-bore (rather shocking, coming from the woman who brought us the rapturous Orlando), but it does also feature such luminaries as Dame Judi Dench, Steve Buscemi, John Leguizamo, Dianne Wiest, and the familiar-with-drag Eddie Izzard, all interspersed among some oddish newcomers you'll probably never hear from again.

I’m not gonna lie to you, despite my connections to the great land in the sun (Australia) and this gayerific city of London, nothing appeals to me more, intellectually, than a bit of American politics. Ms. Maddow, the lesbianic goddess of political discourse is one of my favourite commentators. She’s just so smart and strong... god, I am almost attracted to her—if she had a cock she’d be in such trouble, such trouble. But I digress; Keeneye touched on this porn issue last week, but what really got me thinking was Ms. Lesbianic’s segment on some fabulous republican spokesman claiming the Straight Porn Makes You Gay. Not gay porn making you gay but the straight stuff – ‘KEEP IT AWAY FROM YOUR 11 YEAR OLDS LEST THEY BE TURNED FAG!!!’ they cried.

Praise the pigskin! A hot, studly, and forward-thinking NFL superstar has scored a touchdown and quickly made himself a true role model. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo attended an Equality Maryland event recently to celebrate the relocation of its headquarters from Silver Spring to Baltimore. According to an article that appeared in today's Washington Blade, Ayanbadejo said "If Britney Spears can party it up in Vegas with one of her boys and go get married on a whim and annul her marriage the next day, why can't a loving same-sex couple tie the knot?"

Now, I've had a thing for the guy for a while. (His choice of bad Ed Hardy shirts notwithstanding.) He's a doting dad with killer pecs and a nipple ring, can hoist large objects above his head while opening his mouth, can thrust his crotch forward while pulling an MJ, has killer guns I just wanna curl up in, has a body to die for, and a brother named Femi who I'd totally wanna threeway with.

The brothers had a webisode site that seems defunct now, but you can still see their YouTube videos. Check out their MySpace page for more pics, and click here for the full Blade article.

Normally I never go after people's political or religious beliefs (it gets too messy, no one ever wins the argument, and if you're about to have sex with someone any talk of things bi-partisanshippy or of Biblical plagues have a tendency to make me "wilt," if you get my meaning) but this post from today's Washington Times is just too good to pass up and not semi-snarkily comment on.

Under their "Analysis and Opinion" column someone named Rebecca Hagelin (who will be referred to as Hag from here on out) babbled on in a piece called "The Plague of Porn" how "It's critical to understand that consuming porn is never just "harmless entertainment" and "Like a toxic plague, pornography usage is sweeping our nation and destroying our humanity." Really? A toxic plague? Destroying our humanity? What about gambling, ciggies and booze - all legal and backed by powerful lobbyists who reside in the fair city from which your daily takes its namesake.

My favorite misnomer? Oh gurl, it's just gotta be this honey-of-an-O:

Don't get too excited - it's not like the boy's into mudrolling (click here and scroll down to the "What Do Homosexuals Actually Do?" section if you need a clear definition). But there's no denying that Matt Dallas, former bellybutton-less star of the now-defunct ABC Family show Kyle XY, is just too damned cute for words.

The gay rumors have been flying forever, as you probably know. Perez has been making breathless posts since last March (here and here) about how Matt and Mean Girls hunk Jonathan Bennett were supposedly dating (they've since supposedly broken up, btw), and Just Jared just posted a bit about Matt and some WeHo boy picking up takeout food. Not really news, but Matt's smile kills.

Anyhoooo... here's my thought:

If you're a fan of Gossip Girl and don't wanna know nuttin' about the upcoming season, consider this to be a major spoiler alert warning and leave this story right now.

(I need to catch my breath for a second and tame my hard-on.) Ok, here goes:

According to an exclusive scoop by Entertainment Weekly, in the upcoming season Chuck Bass - played by Brit hottie Ed Westwick - ends up going gay! It's all part of a scheme by Blair, of course, and sadly doesn't feature Ed sucking face with People Magazine's hottest bachelor (and lurker of many of my late night fantasies) Chace Crawford, but the series is finally going where it's only lightly treaded: Faggotry finally comes to Constance Billard!

In a move of jaw-dropping hatefulness that defies description, a masked gunman opened fire on the Tel Aviv Gay and Lesbian Association club this past Saturday, killing two and wounding tons of others. What makes this even more revolting is the fact that the Association is a haven for gay and lesbian youth - a place where they should feel protected. According to Reuters, one protester at the scene held up a placard blaming a powerful religious Jewish political party whose members have regularly inveighed against gays.

The pic here is from the live performance of "Forbidden Love" during Madonna's 2006 Confessions Tour, and is well worth the watch. Even if you hate her, the performance is very moving. Plus, it features her hottie dancers Mihran and Jason Young in a cute embrace.

Michael Lucas has just released the first-ever gay porn shot on location in Israel - called, duh, Men of Israel - and it was even mentioned/noted/made fun of (before this tragedy, of course) on Chelsea Handler's late night talk show. Panelists referred to it as "the biggest thing to happen to gay Jews since Streisand." See the clip here, and after viewing it, take the time to hug a gay teen today and let 'em know they're important. Dammit... did I just reveal I sorta have a heart? [Shit!]

It must have taken a lot out of me, being in the US... It seems that hanging with party animals like Keeneye and Matthew Montgomery has taken its toll on this poor London lad and I have been unable to get more than a couple of hours sleep every night since. This leads, of course, to many more hours to fill in a day, and discoveries of many fascinating internet nooks and crannies. Last night, around 4am, I stumbled upon The World According To and what a fascinating forum they have! Never before have I seen so much male celebrity peen in the one handy place... Of course, we are all familiar with Brad Pitt and Jude Law’s appendage, but this site goes further... how about a close up of Jake Gyllenhaal’s shorts while he is surfing? Video of Mr. Harry Potter performing naked in Equus anyone? And why does Prince William hold his cock like that when he is peeing? It’s just odd isn’t it? Did the butler teach him to do that? It must have been a trick... and how long does someone have to be dead before a look at their peen is OK again? Is it ever? Heath Ledger or John Lennon anyone? The list is endless! As it turns out, however, counting cock worked no better than counting sheep for me. Maybe it’s time to stop counting entirely and just get totally drunk before I hit the pillow. Yes, that’s the plan for tonight.