Michael Lucas takes the piss outta Russia

One guess as to who is extremely prevalent in this one... I mean aside from our juicy HOMOPOP.com boyz Mike and Marcus. Unless you're mentally retarded, dyslexic, or simply jumped right to this text instead of reading the headline, if you guessed Michael Lucas then you win a prize. (No, we're not giving anything away - yet, anyway!) Yup, this week the boys take on everyone's favorite New York pornographer and shit-stirrer and review the latest installation of his wildly-successful amateur porn Audition series.

Michael returned to his homeland and found some incredibly well-hung Russkies to take part in his on-screen shenanigans. Love him or hate him - for the record I totally adore him... even though he has yet to secure me quality seats to any of the Marc Jacobs fashion shows he attends each season - you gotta admit the man knows how film filth. Watch the review, and then snag it on DVD or watch it On-Demand to make sure the Cold War never happens ever again.



Can Mike and/or Marcus

Can Mike and/or Marcus perform the man scissors with me?

Hey there, Scissor Sister...

I can't promise anything, but I'll do my best. I need to try them out myself first. If they do a good job I'll turn them over to you and the general public for further testing/mauling. Deal?

wow Jake Shears commented!

Keeneye you are so on the ball - or balls.

-hart