Dustin Lance Black goes a-meat-milking

UPDATED SATURDAY 7/13/2009:
Cock exposure makes one speak out. And thankfully, Dustin has done the right thing, by addressing the dramz "head on" so to speak... which makes us love him even more. In a statement given to Mark Malkin of E! Online, the Oscar-winner and unwitting pornstar said:

"It is unfortunate that individuals and other outside parties are trying to profit from material which is clearly private. I have had the privilege to speak to people across the country, both gay and straight, on a number of critical issues including safe sex. More important than the embarrassment of this incident is the misleading message these images send. I apologize and cannot emphasize enough the importance of responsible sexual practices."

WE LOVE YOU, Dustin!

Click here to read the original post and to see the pickle pics...

Well, well, well... now ain't this a purty picture! It seems as though Oscar-winner, total sweetheart, and modern-era gay icon Dustin Lance Black has a bit of a past to him.

According to Perez Hilton, someone close to (but in our opinion, a bit of a major cunt) sold Mr. Black out today by unleashing a series of hardcore stills of the screenwriter playing with something other than his ballpoint pen. Some photo agency called Starzlife (that sounds like such a joyous place to work, don't you think?) got their hands on pics taken in 2006 of little Dusty sucking upon a big ol' piece of white meat, and taking it up his writer's guild sans any latex. (Hey, fucking without a rubber back in Harvey Milk's day wasn't even called barebacking - it was the pre-condom era. Perhaps Dusty was just doing a bit of well-founded research? )

Not that we're casting any aspersions or anything - hell, we love a good sex scandal - it's just that folks who videotape themselves (yeah, the agency claims to have video, too) gotta expect them to rear their head one day. Famous or not, if you shoot yourself shooting, better make sure you tell Mother, cuz she's gonna see it one day. Perez has the uncensored stills here.