DING. DONG. Carlo is knocking at your back door!

We all dream of a dick this big, but for the average man, Carlo Masi's giant cock maybe cause for concern. If you are like me though, it just reminds you of home, and that being said, the last time I saw a creature hung like this, I was strapping a saddle to his back. And no, I am not talking about your dad; I am talking about the stud horses that used to dance through green pastures on the farm. I should use this opportunity to say that you should get your dirty mind out of the gutter, bestiality is illegal (in most states) and rectal trauma is not a pleasant way to go, just ask this guy. (Remember the film Zoo?)

All that aside, I do have to say that this is a great cock. Masi’s extremely impressive member has been copied down to the finest detail. And for the record, I LOVE Carlo Masi! Between his ripped body, hairy chest and arresting eyes I think he is pretty close to perfect, have you seen the man? Woof!

For all the bottoms out there, he isn’t hung quite like a horse but when a dildo can double as a Billy Club, you know it’s made for business. The intended purpose is for a much more experienced player than I am, like maybe this guy? Sure, it’s fun to smack across your face and practice your deep-throating skills but unless you’re ready to graduate from farts to ass yawns, I would keep this one as a piece of erotic art or next to the bed to ward off intruders. Or you can wait until you are completely wasted, use the suction cup in the shower and pop the weasel; it’s almost guaranteed to make you feel like a virgin again.

Seriously, you won't be disapointed in this donger and I gaurentee you will be screaming OH CARLO!

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