The power of porn compels you! (Just watch where you stick that crucifix, dude.)

Oh, there's nothing like a touchy subject - or the face of a kid eating a Hershey® bar - to get everyone's panties in a bunch. Well, here's a fun one for ya: Apparently, if you go to an extremely Christian school, by all accounts have good grades, are a decent human being, and are majoring in molecular biology, you can't masturbate on camera to help pay for your tuition. John Gechter, 22, of Philadelphia, said that he needed the income from his roles in gay porn to pay for school, but was suspended for a year from Grove City College, pending his appeal, after a student saw him in a video posted online. (Was the student/tattletale/closet-case suspended, too, we wonder?) Cutie John went by the name of Vincent DeSalvo, and we give him passing grades all around. Click here for the full story, and here for a gallery he did for Randy Blue. For the time being though, it looks like this is the college's stance.