Is Anybody Listening?

Gaiken can you hear me? Here's some more grist for the mill - or your fist.

Everyone's American Idol 2009 fave Adam Lambert graces the cover of this week's EW, giving him extensive coverage and of course once again speculating on which team he plays for - Paula's or Ryan's. (Wait, there's no difference between those two, is there?) Now, I'll admit I watch the show on DVR - it's like meth, one hit and you're hooked - and while he's given a few great performances, I dunno if he should be forgiven for this one here. Granted, he's surrounded by half-naked Egyptians which might make him happy - but the sight of a bare-chested doughy Val Kilmer is enough to me wish for the Angel of Death to make an appearance.

I just find it semi-amusing that there's so much ink being spilled over this. So, if you dig Adam's protruding tongue whenever he hits the high notes while donning one of the most horrific wigs of his career to date as much as most of America's fucking clueless teenage girls do, then by all means buckle up and watch this.