Good thing they can't read!

When The Village Voice asked Vinny Gaudagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino to pose shirtless for the cover I'm sure the threesome squirted self-tanner all over the place in excitement! What the group of Italian Stallions didn't know was that the cover was for the VV's "Queer Issue." While the article is in no way calling MTV's very own Alvin and The Chipmunks gay, just highlighting their "sex appeal", it does call an eye to the DL muscle scene that is apparently thriving on Jersey's beaches. Ahh...duh!

I'm sure the boys boxer-briefs will be in a bunch when someone finally reads them the cover, especially Ortiz-Magro - the group's resident homophobe. Luckily for dumb, dumber, and dumbest all the screwing around they do with the tanning-bed addicted ladies of the show (which has to do a number on natural female moisture) I'm sure they come packing lube at all times. Which will come in handy if they run into a large group of DL Italian men hungry for a young sausage sandwich at the shore this summer!