FRANCOIS SAGAT IS A “SAC DE DOUCHE”

Oh, he may be a chiseled hunk of a porn performer who is shockingly photogenic but in my eyes  - after he was a no show last weekend at Philadelphia QFest – he is nothing but a soon-to-be-washed-up has-been. Bitter? Yes, I forked over $150 to have a one-on-one dinner (actually with 10 other people) with him before he made a personal appearance at the festival for his World Premiere screening of Sagat. But rumors circulated that his reported drug-addiction had him sprawled out on a Paris Metro stop (and as you can see in the photo he is furiously dreaming of his storied past.) He was simply too fucked up to board his USAir flight (or was it because it was a USAir flight?)

Will I ever jerk off to him again?  Yea, probably, but I’ll always hold the grudge that he stood me up in Philly. And best of luck in rehab.